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Wednesday, December 24. 2008Happy HoHos
I'm off on a roadtrip through Sunday. I should be able to check my email as of xmas day. But, if you don't hear back from me, now you know why.
Have a grand weekend. Peace. Friday, December 12. 2008Dec. 12 ABS
Post Show: December 12, 2008 ~ 10pm If you listen to the show, listen to this After the show. Ok? Ok.
Wednesday, December 10. 2008ABS
Yep. More Audio Bullshit: Rat 'eah
This is better. Jenny's on this one. My day in a shot glass... (later) By the way, since we've been talking about Zipster lately. We've fallen in digitude with this cat. The more you watch him, the more you'll understand. (And yeah, regular readers/listeners know I'm a sitter) Saturday, December 6. 2008Audio BS
A.B.S. #3
(Later) - Ok, I found 3 Audio BSes that I had forgotten about on the server. This will serve as a 'Best Of The Bullshit'. Or, just catching up to myself, rather. Keep in mind, if you've listened to all the audio bs I've done in the past year or so, you've probably heard these. It's me reading shit. Cool shit, but shit nonetheless. And it runs about 45 minutes. In other words, I don't expect to see a single hit on this one. So, here goes: A.B.S. #4 In the future, I will do my best to keep these things between two and ten minutes long each. Don't know if you're like me at all and are blessed with a miniscule attention span, but, that's my goal. That is all. Stay warm, if you're in the northern hemisphere. Friday, December 5. 2008Audio BullshitSunday, November 30. 2008Wrap it up
Hate to say it, but I have a feeling that the BSOTD is coming to it's end. Now that I don't have the same situation where I have idle time to kill, I just don't seem to think about coming here and writing at all. I'm currently focusing on what the fuck to do with my life at this point. I would love to make all the entries audio, but for some reason, I'm having problems with the new pc making that happen. fucking vista. winblows vista sucks ass in numerous ways. Come on mircourwurft, aren't you supposed to be making it EASIER for your users? NOT harder??
So, when I figure out the most simple way to do audio, I'll get it going. Plus, I'm getting carpal tunnel. Not surprising with the tendinosis shit. It hurts to type anymore. So, when I get there. I'll post the links to the audio here. Stay tuned jab fans... (all 4 of ya) Monday, November 24. 2008Soup Line Lore
Here it is, day one of unemployment. I awake to just shy of an inch of snow all over the trees and ground. It was a beauty sight, I must admit. Serene scene which makes not being able to sleep well a bit better.
My neck is shot. Pinched nerves in 3 or 4 places. I could only sleep on my left side. I made the mistake of rolling to my right side once but couldn't get back over without fearing I would paralyze myself. This kinda puts the kabash on any plans of getting out of the house today. Not a chance. So, I'm going to write some, do some heavy thinking on just what the hell to do with my screwed up life from here. I'll probably try do get the dishes out of the washer later, if I feel capable. So much paperwork. So much confusion. So much energy extended trying to stay positive. I did try to do a new audio bsotd last night, but for some reason, my new pc refused to record in stereo. refused. Even with the shitty little sound recorder in Windows which is in mono. I don't get it. Maybe I'll figure that one out later. Hurts too much to sit here typing. By the way, it shoots fire down my spine into my feet when I swallow. Something's awry. More later on perhaps. Friday, November 21. 2008There's a bright side in here somewhere
For those of you who've already listened to show #270, you know I had a feeling that I was going to get the ax at my job today. Well, sure as shit, I got laid off. Not much else to tell ya. Unless it gets to the point where the electricity gets shut off, the show will go on.
More when I have a clearer mind. Kinda siezed up at the moment. (Later) - Ahhhhh, it's good to be a renter. It IS neat to see such a well mapped out path of the cause of the coming depression. Thursday, November 13. 2008BM & SNL
Few things. Those of you who still watch and enjoy Saturday Night Live know that Amy Pohler is gone. What will Lorne Michaels do? He will replace her with two females. Check this out. I have a feeling I'm really gonna dig Abby Elliott. Be sure to watch her You Tube video to the end. She knocks the Drew Barrymore impersonation out of the park.
The next new episode of SNL is this weekend. Now, Blind Melon. As you'll see here, in the threads titled "The Future" and "Heartbreak Hotel Room 667", Travis Warren, the new singer is out of the band. No one is coming clean with the sordid details as to exactly what happened there. I have my suspicions. So, they say they are having auditions for a new singer and will be back on the road for their currently cancelled U.S. tour by New Years. So far, there are many folks cheering for Chris Shinn to be the new singer. Chris was the singer for the now defunct band Unified Theory which included Christopher Thorn and Brad Smith from Blind Melon back at the turn of the century. Chris is a real good singer. And songwriter. I think he'd fit very well with the band. We'll see what happens. I'm just glad that the band is intent on carrying on. That is all. For now. Wednesday, November 12. 2008Jeff Martin Says...
Jeff Martin, formerly of The Tea Party, way back before the recent November 2008 election, says something very cool about that election. And, by the way, we listened apparently.
Dig this: (yeah, it's a weird show but...) Tuesday, November 11. 2008More Madison Radio Stuff
Sounds like the changes on the morning show on WJJO are all made and settling in. Greg Bair is back with Johnny. Snuff is still on sports. Dee, The Biatch, is locked in on news.
And, I like it. It's a great combo of people. I always liked Johnny & Greg together. Good move on Hawke's part. Although, I will miss 93.1 The Lake. Obviously, Tara Arnold is gone for good. Don't know if she's still at the station in any capacity. I highly doubt it. I'm guessing she's in California now doing TV or radio. Madison was too 'small town' for her. Nothing personal against her, but, she, to me, never quite fit well with Johnny. She was just too nice. And, she wouldn't allow herself to utter the word, Fart. That's just not right. I do wish her well in her next adventure. Surely, it's been one for her putting in almost 2 years with Johnny. Johnny needs a real strong female foil. Dee, without a doubt, is just that. As for Dee, she's awesome. She is quickly becoming my all time favorite female radio person. She's quick, crude, bright and hilarious. Plus, I really dig what she's done with the news. I like the little music and other odds and ends drop-ins she uses. Very cool stuff. So, welcome back Greg. Welcome aboard Biatch. I hope you stick around. Or, management lets you. It's a real good thing going there now. What happened to 93.1 The Lake? If you don't like hip hop, don't even bother tuning in. It's painful. Monday, November 10. 2008No Name
Back at it after a mellow, enjoyable weekend. Just never want the weekends to end. But, they always do and must.
Yesterday, late morning into early afternoon I put together a new Jazz show. It's up. And, a very enjoyable one. Well, I sure enjoyed doing it. Hopefully you enjoy listening. Did some writing over the weekend, too. But, that's not stuff for public display. Although there is a new poem up on the Poe Tree. As usual, I open up this writing program thinking I'll have all kinds of stuff to write about but then find that there wasn't much to begin with and I cut it short. Monday. Yep. Thursday, November 6. 2008...And George Rolls His Eyes
This is from McClatchy. I have restored the (blank) words because I am not afraid of words like those.
Supreme Court debates 'F-word' without using it Big Bird, dropping the f-bomb on Sesame Street? Come on. Seems to me, the folks that find the word fuck to be 'dirty' are those that also find the act of 'fucking' something to be ashamed of. At least in pubic. Um, 'scuse me, public. There's not much beyond here that George Carlin hasn't already covered. You should review all of his HBO specials. Still, what a divided Supreme Court we have. You have the right saying stuff like: "Why do you think the F-word has shocking value?" Robert asked rhetorically. "It's because it's associated with sexual or excretory activity; that's what gives it its force." Added Scalia, "that's what gives it its' zing." Only in a country where way too many people are scared to death of their own assholes. Then you have the more sensible ones: But other justices sounded more willing to tolerate the occasional swear word, with Associate Justice John Paul Stevens, a Navy veteran, noting that sometimes "you can't help but laugh" at how a swear word is deployed. Proof? George Carlin made a career deploying 'swear' words. Now, don't get me wrong. I don't think young children should be intentionally exposed to Richard Pryor videos. Still, I think the major networks do a fine job censoring themselves. Shows that deploy heavy use of innuendo and euphemism usually have some sort of a warning regarding it before and during the show at the breaks. i.e. Family Guy. But, this fining companies $325,000 per 'dirty' word uttered is over the top and completely arbitrary. It's no wonder America is so chock full of twisted sexual perverts, pedophiles and priests. Repression breeds neurosis. What should networks be fined heavily for upon each display? Violence. Sex is a natural and normal thing in a civilized society. Violence is not. Or should not be. You got it all backwards U.S.A. What the fuck? And by the way, did YOU know Cher's real name was, Cherilyn Sarkisian? Wanna read another real good article on this subject? Check this one out. Tuesday, November 4. 2008Yes. Yes.
It's 10:07pm.
I see that Obama has 284 Electoral votes. That means, he is our next president. I sigh a HUGE breath of relief. Damn. Finally, America comes to it's senses and says, FUCK YOU to the neocons. We WILL NOT be a corporate fascist state. We will NOT be the next third reich. Congrats to President Obama. Finally. I can say, I am proud of my President. Finally. For the first time in my life, I can say, I am proud to be an American. Now, let's start rounding these shithead neocons up in the Hague. And on top of that, run them through the American court system for treason. etc. etc. etc.... It's a great day world. And, finally, you are welcome. We gave it our best. Monday, November 3. 2008Our Worst Nightmare Indeed...
Can you even imagine this woman being 2nd in line to the presidency of the United States.
Setting aside the fact that this is funny as hell, it's also scary as hell. This is real: Keep this in mind when you're in that voting booth tomorrow. Here's a transcription (from Daily Kos):
Friday, October 31. 2008Show Us Your...
Shirts! We have Shirts!
Beetle was kind enough to take the time to set up a marketplace for BZT shirts & things. Real cool thing. Thanks man. He was also kind enough to not mark them way up like cafe press. I think he only tacked a few cents on each so he can eventually buy one for himself. So, if you've wanted to slap a shirt on your back to spread the word about your favorite internet show, head on over here right away. Thanks again Beetle! Freedom Of Speech
Sadly, I'm not able to hear what's being said on this video. But, the comments say it all. This is truly the main contention of division in America. Those with common sense who think, and those who have zero common sense and carry on the bullshit and fear their fed by those who want to take their freedoms away without realizing it.
Hoppy Halloween Beer Fans!
I've not even watched these yet, but will tonight. Gotta say, I remember WAY WAY back in 2004 when Air America first came into existence, our friend Dolf made a comment which, at the time, went right past me. But for some reason, I remembered it succinctly. He had been listening to Air America, apparently streaming, and said, and I paraphrase, "I really like Rachael Maddow a lot." At that point, she was on before the morning morning show started, which was like, 5am here in the US. I had never heard her. And, look at her now. The most popular show on Air America and a skyrocketing TV show on MSNBC. You nailed that one Dolf.
So, here is the two parts of her interview with Barack Obama: It was neat on Wednesday - I think - to hear her interviewed on the phone by Ron Reagan who was filling in for her being she couldn't return to the studio to do the show in time. She was speaking about what it was like to sit knee to knee with him and had very kind things to say. ~ Ok, new show is up. And we were possessed on this one. hehheh. Happy Halloween. Have a groovy weekend. Tuesday, October 28. 2008More Referal Log Fun
This one isn't funny at all. There have been a few of those lately and I'll go look for them after this. But, this referal made me think:
Search Engine - google.ca Search Words - "3 performances" coldplay snl Good question. What the hell was that? I know I've seen bands, very popular bands at the time come back at the very end of the show and play the show out, but, never, to my memory of Saturday Night Live do I recall a band playing three full songs, then on top of that play the outro. That's four. Count 'em. Does Coldplay really deserve that kind of clout? Or, were the writers on last weekends SNL just short on material? Questions questions, the pondering mind wants to know... Regarding their performances, Chris Martin bugged the shit out of me. He was WAY to spastic. Now, don't get me wrong, I like Coldplay. Especially their first 2 albums. Their 4th was interesting. But, Mr. Martin strutted around the stage like he was Mick Jagger at 25 on crack. Dude, mellow out. Have a drink. Relax a bit. Beyond that, their performance was pretty good. Setting aside the pumped in backing tracks for the first song. Sounded to be a sequencer, most likely on stage, putting all the mellotron and creepy backing vocals into the mix. I can forgive that. The other three songs were as live as you get. I fully expect to see Barack Obama on this upcoming weekend's show somewhere. And in conclusion, is anyone else baffled by the guests on SNL in the past 3 or 4 years? Meaning, are any of you oblivious to who these people ARE? We're not proud of being out of touch with modern day society. We just are. Ok, in the past 100 referrals, this is the best we get: Search Engine - google.com Search Words - can you remove sharpie from a record cover? -Um, can you remove Sharpie from ANYTHING until the wash machine fades it into oblivion? ** Search Engine - google.co.il Search Words - system of crushing of cans of drink - From Israel: I should've had this one pointed to a referal from the previous day. The keywords were, Boot Crush. ** Search Engine - google.com Search Words - illegal aliens to access our social security - This one is at the #2 spot of frequency. Have you ever read what people stumble onto when they find my site using those keywords? Here's a refresher. ** Search Engine - google.co.uk Search Words - naked buzzcat - No, they weren't looking for pics of me. But instead a raver in her early 20s from the UK. I've emailed with her once to comment on the fact that we use the same screen name. Although she was using English - more or less - I couldn't understand what the shit she was saying to me. Imagine though, if I DID post pictures of myself in such a state and they came searching for her. Hehheh. Yeah, I'm not that cruel. ** Search Engine - google.com Search Words - record cleaning solution homemade - It's very apparent that vinyl is making a huge comeback, and that premade record cleaning solutions are WAY to expensive. This one is by far #1 on my referal list. It gets multiple hits every single day. And, although I ramble on a bit, it is very helpful. And I'm sure Gordon at Post Apple Scientific appreciates all the business I send his way. It also makes me wonder what kind of bonehead is in charge at Allsop? What were they thinking taking the Orbitrac II out of production? Here is the essay if you've never read it or are interested. ** Search Engine - google.com Search Words - shikered - Oh yeah. Never a shortage of folks looking for synonyms of 'drunk'. Of course this one took them to Jay and my Drunk List. They indeed found Shikered along with such other classics as: shillelaghed shipped-second-class shipped-to-the-Canary-Islands shipwrecked shish-ka-bobbed shit-eyed shitfaced shitted shitted-out... (I'm glad we can be of service) ** Search Engine - google.com Search Words - vinyl record cleaner do it yourself - See? ** Search Engine - google.com Search Words - dot vivalavinyl - dot? wtf? Well, that's that. Never a dull moment. And now it's time for a non-sequitor moment: I don't know where I just read it this morning, but, I really like the phrase, "He was throwing money around like a three armed man." Monday, October 27. 2008Like, Gag Me With A Spoon...
One thing I've not heard a single person in any form of media mention yet is when Sarah Palin graduated high school. She's 44 now and was born in February of '64. Which means, she graduated high school in either '82 or '83.
I have a sister who graduated in '83. And, (of course I'd never say anything bad about my sister as there's nothing to say being she's cool) I was around plenty of my sister's friends. Also, those that were only acquaintences. Mostly, they were a bunch of airheads. Especially, the popular ones. Cheerleading, beauty pageants, prom queens. Mentally, not much there. This is the same American stock that Palin comes from. Remember leg warmers? Flashdance? Valley Girl? Big hair and sweaters over the shoulders? Yeah. Where are they all now? Well, I can't think of one of them that amounted to much of anything beyond being baby machines. Op, wait, how many kids does Palin have? Just a passing thought, that. And now, it's passed. Oh no, wait, here comes the caboose... Do you really want the character Molly Ringwald played in The Breakfast Club to be President? Thursday, October 23. 2008Where Was Rage?
Somehow today, I came across Zack de la Rocha interviewing Noam Chomsky. I sent the You Tube links home to myself where I watched them.
After watching those (below) I went to look for some Rage Against The Machine live. I always dug the hell out of Rage. Watching the Letterman performance made me think. What the fuck, Rage? All of your anger, recorded anger, was unleashed in it's awesome way before the shit REALLY hit the fan with bushco. It made me say to myself, what a fucking shame that Zack split from the band in October of 2000. Imagine if you will, what Rage could have made in the past 8 years. Yes, NAFTA has fucked over millions, but shit man, in the big picture, the last 8 years have been a worldwide occupation and stick-em-up holocost. What an opportunity missed, Rage. Hate to say it, but damn, the years in which we big mouths for civil rights and decency REALLY needed Rage Against The Machine has just about past and Rage was missing throughout all of it. I sure as shit hope it's all about to pass... Good thing they reformed last year and toured. Now, Zack, Tom, Brad & Tim, it's time. It's time for you to make a new album. Do it for your country. Remember always: "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. . . MOTHER FUCKER!!!" Rage, it's time. Even if the neocons DO NOT steal this upcoming election, us conscientious folks out here have 8 long miserable, pent up chock fucking full of rage years to blow steam off from. I can't think of much better to do that with than a new studio album from Rage Against The Machine. So, who's with me? Now, watch this: We gotta take the power back. No more lies. Peace babies... Get out and vote. Wednesday, October 22. 2008If the shoe were on the other foot...
Imagine if this story, from The Washington Post were reversed. Fox "News" would be yammering about this non-stop:
On Al-Qaeda Web Sites, Joy Over U.S. Crisis, Support for McCain How about that? al-Qaeda supports John McCain? Come on Fox "News". When are you going to pick this story up? ~~~~ Ok, can't leave you with such a bummer. Here is a real positive story that makes me think, maybe, someday, the humans of the world won't have the biggest self-induced choke-hold on itself anymore. Tuesday, October 21. 2008Heavy Water Music man...
Dave has his new site and show up and running. Heavy Water. It's real groovy. We listened to HW #04 last night and the music he's playing knocks me out. You should find the time to check it out when you can. Tis goot methinks.
Nothin' much else to report. HP days.
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